This story was made by Me for an assignment in Health, about gonorrhea.

And in other news,

Somewhere over the rainbow, Bugs Bunny had a one night fling with Paris Hilton in a wheelie bin... all night long!!! At one time, Bugs had to get out chase away some perverted superheroes... Damn Spiderman...

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Anyway, a few day later Bugs was sitting at a bar with Foghorn Leghorn and Porky Pig, talking drunkenly about their raunchy sexual escapades. (*Decided to skip some words*). As soon as dat pesky wabbit mentioned Paris Hilton, a darkness descended upon their bright and cheery atmosphere. There were many gasps, and Will Smith "Oh, hell no"s, and even an exclamation of "My eyes!!!". "I say, well I say, boy, did you use protection??" ejaculated Leghorn. There was a lack of understanding in Mr Bunny's face, to which Porky replied "C-c-c-condoms, dear boy!!! Paris is sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-sk -sk-sk-skank, theres no knowing what shes got!!!". Then realisation suddenly dawned on Bugs as disturbing images of the night before flashed through his inebriated mind. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I've got GONORRHEA, My genital are going to EXPLODE!!!" said Bugs, insanely calm for a man in his situation.
Then with the help of a visitation by God and a 16 minute drum solo, Bugs hopped on the most holy of relics, the Sacred Pogo Stick Of St. Peter "The Rock Of Christ" and used its fly attack (60 attack) to fly to the hospital.

BLAM!!!

Hospital, one of the most hostile terrains known to man, with a harsh, stark environment and dangerous rabid fauna. "Hello, how may I-??" started the nurse, before Bugs cut in with "Just shut up and listen, will you!!! God damn it!!! Can you think about someone other than yorself for once!!! Your always doing this, I hate you!!! I AM ONLY 38 PIXELS!!!". In the blink of an eye, the nurse whipped out of her cute little outfit (too much Carry On) two SMGs, and brought them up in front of her lop-sided grin. "Appy birtday Bugsy, hahahahahaha!!!" she quoted, before she sprayed the walls with an hour-long wave of lead and death. She finished her episode of crazy, and up popped an old English gentleman. "Are you quite done?? Because if you are, I'd like some tea,".

Because I can't think of a way to end that scene, I'll start a new one. How can I do that you may ask... Well, My answer is I can do whatever the hell I want with this bullshit, because it's My bullshit!!! THE MANS A MANIAC!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nice little rant there for everyone to enjoy...

Anyways, Bugs ran into the Pope's secret toilet and sat down in a panic. "I've got gonorrhea, I'VE GOT GONORRHEA!!! My balls are going to swell, and My dick is going to start spitting shit it shouldn't, and its going to hurt when I pee" he screamed in anguish. (*See, I was trying to get a mark. I like call that last sentence effort*). All of a sudden, "Thank God I always carry My lucky syringe of penicillin on Me!!!" he croaked, and stuck it his arm...

Now the bit you've all been waiting for...

THE END

I got a level 1 for this, which means 'primary school level'. The teacher's comment is: Although amazingly witty, this is not an acceptable assignment. Language is at times inappropriate & you have not focused on the questions asked!.

Yesterday it took Me an hour to write half of this, then I accidently clicked a link and lost it all. Today it took Me two hours, due to the music of Willy Wonka and Godsmack.

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